Best read with a heavy Arabic accent

"Hi geerrrlzz...would you like to dance? All of us?" (Makes a large hand gesture to signify who all of us are)

Note: There were two of us, and then there was him. All of us = three people.

A recently received FB message, soon after I changed my "Current City" to Dubai.

"Your name sound Egyptian but your sweet face not. Where you from?"

"Habby Beerrrrzday to you...habby beerrzzday, habby beerzday, habby beerzday to youuu." Luckily, it was not my "beerrrzday"--someone else had the pleasure of this serenade.

You get the idea.